Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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So a seal walks into a club...

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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johann grayson being liked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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