Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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