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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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I can't see my forehead

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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