- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Kenny G

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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