A baby seal walks into a club

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Robin, get in the car.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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