Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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live babies

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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No joke.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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