What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Ruller

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Robin, get in the car.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Asians...

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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