Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Benevolent villain.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Womens rights.

chuck norris

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What's funnier than 24? 25

I'm Spartacus

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

CHEEZECAKE

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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