Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Military intelligence.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Jews for Jesus

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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