Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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son, you're adopted.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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You're on fire.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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