i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Global Warming.

George W. Bush

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

You.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Roses are red Violets are blue

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