Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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balls in ya mouf

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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9/11.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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