- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

knock knock go away

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Chuck Norris died.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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