- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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