Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

thumb_up thumb_down -10

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

thumb_up thumb_down -18

CHEEZECAKE

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

thumb_up thumb_down -80

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

thumb_up thumb_down +97

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops