Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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