who just made fun of katie matt

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Women's rights

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

You.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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