Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

A man walks into a bar.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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