- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

The Aristocrats

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

guess what?

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Gay rights

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

I like jokes.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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