Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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wat?

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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