why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Canada

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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