- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What's in there? Get outta there...

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

I like jokes.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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