- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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An iguana walks out of a bar

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Exactly what?

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What's 1+1? 4.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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