Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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noodles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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your fat

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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France never surrender.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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