What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

thumb_up thumb_down +27

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A fish walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +25

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Kenny G

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down +15

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops