- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

So a seal walks into a club...

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

womens rights

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Women rights..

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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