- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

balls in ya mouf

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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