Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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An antijoke

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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NEVER

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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