- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

If life hands you lemons Take them

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

hi my name is? joe

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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