Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

The Bible

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

a man walked into a bar and said ow

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Womens rights.

your fat

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I'm Spartacus

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

That's unfortunate.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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