Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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your fat

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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women's rights

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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I'm Spartacus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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