Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Rick Perry.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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The

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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balls in ya mouf

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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I love you.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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CHEEZECAKE

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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