What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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live babies

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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