shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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