There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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