what color is blue? green

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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hi im paul!

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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