Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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You.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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