Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Ben is gay

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A black man killed someone

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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BIG PENIS

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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