Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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I love you.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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P0P T4Rt

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Hair

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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