What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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