Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Like my status for a tbh?

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

women's rights

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Kenny G

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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