- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

A scottish man having fun

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

women's rights

Womens rights.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

I'm Spartacus

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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