Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Hey, you have small hands.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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