- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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