How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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