What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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apple pie.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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