What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Hair

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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62

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Popsicles

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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