whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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