- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Robin, get in the car.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Whats a cat? A cat!

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Female Athletics

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What is a dog? Bark

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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