Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Female Athletics

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Women's Rights...

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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