Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Women's rights

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I got shot, you laughed

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Chuck Norris died.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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noodles

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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