Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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