What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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George W. Bush

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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guess what?

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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