Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

thumb_up thumb_down +49

This site is hilarious oh wait...

thumb_up thumb_down +49

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What is bad at catch The twin towers

thumb_up thumb_down +35

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

thumb_up thumb_down +35

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops