What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Chuck Norris died.

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The Bible

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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