- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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