- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Asians...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Gay rights

Female Athletics

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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