why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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