why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

women's rights

I'm Spartacus

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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