whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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