Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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youre gay

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I can't see my forehead

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Popsicles

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Ben is gay

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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