- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

...Jack Vale

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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