Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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NEVER

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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women's rights

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