What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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