What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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A joke

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Anti Joke

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