What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Women's rights.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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I can't see my forehead

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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