- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

A man buys free health care...

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Anti jokes are funny

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

What's funny? Women's rights.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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