How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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who farted i did :]

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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