o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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what color is blue? green

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Women's rights.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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