This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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