What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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69.... is a number

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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