Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Black people are innocent.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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