Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Scott

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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does this look unsure to you?

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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