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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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dildo

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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