The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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