some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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knock knock you may come in

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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