A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Knock knock, come in.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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