I have no joke. u mad?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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