A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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