- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What is a dog? Bark

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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