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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Knock Knock Come in.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

This is not a joke.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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