- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Potato salad

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

NEVER

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

women's rights

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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