What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Winking at old people

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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