Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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A man buys free health care...

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Rob Bell

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Netball.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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