Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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No joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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William Raines.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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black people. that is all...

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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balls in ya mouf

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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