Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Well, this is fun.

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A black person in the NHL

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Exactly what?

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8====D {(0)}

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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