What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A joke

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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