Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Global Warming.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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William Raines.

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i like potatoes

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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