I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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