Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Women's rights

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

No joke.

i have aids and a chode

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

American healthcare.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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