- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

i like potatoes

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What's in there? Get outta there...

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

The mets are 3-0 this season

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Religion

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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