What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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I hate you.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Kate

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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im jewish

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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