What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A black succeeds

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

I have no joke. u mad?

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

I love you.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Liars go to hell! -God

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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