How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Five guys one rape.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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