what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Black Poeple

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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A black man killed someone

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Shit.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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