Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Anti jokes are funny

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What's 9 +10 19

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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No.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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DANA

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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