School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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hi bye

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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