A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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live babies

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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George W. Bush

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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