- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Lockerbie bombing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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