What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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potato

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Religion

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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