What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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I love you very much.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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...Jack Vale

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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