Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What comes after "Q" R

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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The WNBA.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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penis

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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