- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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