Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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knock knock go away

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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DERP

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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