What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What is a dog? Bark

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

So one time this woman was learning...

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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