Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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