Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Women's rights.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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The jets are a good team..

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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