Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Black people are innocent.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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