A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What what In the butt

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a banana

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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why did the chicken cross the road

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A man walks into a bar.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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