How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What's big? Jupiter.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Asians...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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hahaha

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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