johann grayson being liked

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Rick Perry.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

penis

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

hi my name is? joe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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