How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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You.

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gays

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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