- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

did you ever see a butter fly?

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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