Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Religion

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Liars go to hell! -God

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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I love you very much.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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