- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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