How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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apple pie.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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black people. that is all...

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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