why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

knock knock you may come in

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Ruller

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

jokes r dumb

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

justin littleton. nuff said

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

kennah campion... being nice

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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