square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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