hahaha

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Asians...

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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i am predestal

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Global Warming.

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i have aids and a chode

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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