- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

The WNBA.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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A black succeeds

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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