Womens Sports

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

hi bye

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

poop.........

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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