whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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theres a fat guy

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Women rights.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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