How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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William Raines.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

knock knock come in

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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