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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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