- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

You.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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