- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

No.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Freedom of Speech

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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