What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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i have aids and a chode

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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