- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

gay marriage.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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