A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Your mom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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