What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Shit.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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9:11 make a wish

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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