Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Military intelligence.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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a banana

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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the cow goes moo

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Obama

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Brett Farve

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