What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

who just made fun of katie matt

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

No joke.

I Love Hitler.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Chuck Norris died.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

arse

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Womens Sports

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

women's rights

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