- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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