- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

I have no joke. u mad?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What's in there? Get outta there...

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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