- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

josh simpson has cancer

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

I won the game.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Women rights..

Women's rights

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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