does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jokes r dumb

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Women's rights.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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