how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Child Prostitution.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Popsicles

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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