- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What will happen when a black person die they die

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A baby seal walks into a club.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

So one time this woman was learning...

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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