- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Lacrosse

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

A joke

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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