What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

jokes r dumb

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Women's rights.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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