A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Jews for Jesus

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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