Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Anti Joke

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