your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Dani Barton = Stupid

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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