What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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An antijoke

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Shit.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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