yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Dani Barton = Stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Dallas Cowboys

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops