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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's big? Jupiter.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Rick Perry.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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