Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A man buys free health care...

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Military intelligence.

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