What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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