What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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