There is a car full of black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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