- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

nathan palmer has a big head !

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Lockerbie bombing

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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