In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Potato salad

why did the chicken cross the road

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

I won the game.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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