Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Rick Perry.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

johann grayson being liked

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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