- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's 9 +10 19

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

No.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

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