What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

A black person in the NHL

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

The chicken crossed the road.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What is a dog? Bark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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