- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Pianca going ham

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Turtles

A man walks into a bar.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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