Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Carlton

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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the cow goes moo

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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