Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why did the woman die Because she was old

black people. that is all...

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

The Aristocrats

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

The mets are 3-0 this season

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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