- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What is a dog? Bark

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

So one time this woman was learning...

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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