whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

arse

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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i like potatoes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

james schmitt whats your last name

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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