why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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