- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

The Bible

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

DERP

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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