What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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That's unfortunate.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Myspace

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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