Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Small breasts.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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jgkbk,mn

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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penis

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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this is not a joke.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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