What comes after "Q" R

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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The WNBA.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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penis

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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