What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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