A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Military intelligence.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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I like to eat.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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