Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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An antijoke

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I like to eat.

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