A black succeeds

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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your all shit at jokes

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Thumbs this up

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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That's unfortunate.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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