Pandas Everywhere!!!

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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black people. that is all...

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i like potatoes

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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