What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What is a dog? Bark

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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potato

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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