shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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minorities

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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