What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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William Raines.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Anti Joke

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