A baby seal walks into a club

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Nickelback

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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No joke.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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George W. Bush

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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