- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Oh...okay, good.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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