Hi my name is Bob

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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women's rights

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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I like jokes.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Winking at old people

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Black people are innocent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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