Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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son, you're adopted.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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A black man killed someone

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Women rights..

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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the cow goes moo

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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