A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Rick Perry.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Global Warming.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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