- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Rick Perry.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

If life hands you lemons Take them

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

does this look unsure to you?

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

blubber vaginass CC

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??