Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Turtles

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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blubber vaginass CC

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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You.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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