Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What what In the butt

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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