- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What is a dog? Bark

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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