He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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I Love Hitler.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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