Black people are innocent.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Oh...okay, good.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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No.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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i have aids and a chode

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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