- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Turtles

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

If life hands you lemons Take them

The WNBA.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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