What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

live babies

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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