What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Nickelback

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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