What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Black people are innocent.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Potato salad

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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An antijoke

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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