Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Men's rights

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

My life

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Guess what? SHADAP

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Johnny just finished his pie.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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