A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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jgkbk,mn

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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