Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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knock knock go away

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Women's rights

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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