what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A dwarf walks under a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

ekoj

thumb_up thumb_down +6

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

thumb_up thumb_down +2

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

thumb_up thumb_down -8

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops