In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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William Raines.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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black people. that is all...

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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balls in ya mouf

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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ASSCHEEKS

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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