where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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son, you're adopted.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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wanna hear a joke? no

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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