Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Men's rights

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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The Aristocrats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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