- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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