how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Lacrosse

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Turtles

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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