Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What is a dog? Bark

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

balls in ya mouf

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Hello world

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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