Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What what In the butt

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Lockerbie bombing

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Hello

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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