What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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theres a fat guy

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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the cow goes moo

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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