What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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1+1= 69

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Child Prostitution.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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