q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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You.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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