Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Ruller

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Women's rights.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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