- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Women's rights

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

A scottish man having fun

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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