What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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blubber vaginass CC

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Anti Joke

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