how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Women's rights

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kennah campion... being nice

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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