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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

what is white and sticky? glue.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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