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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

If life hands you lemons Take them

No.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What time is it? 10:58

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What is Jason? Black.

i like potatoes

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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