What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Rob Bell

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Child Prostitution.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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