Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Child Prostitution.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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