What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Anti Joke

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