- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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