- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

apple pie.

knock knock go away

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

American healthcare.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

So one time this woman was learning...

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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