What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

thumb_up thumb_down

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Johnny just finished his pie.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops