- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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