A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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