what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Canada

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Religion

I have no joke. u mad?

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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