- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

A bar walks into your mother.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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