Jews for Jesus

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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No.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What is Jason? Black.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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