Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Rob Bell

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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