- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Rebecca Black sings a song.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why were corners made? For crying.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

The chicken crossed the road.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

balls in ya mouf

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

That's unfortunate.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Your doorbell is broken.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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