A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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