What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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women's lacrosse.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Small breasts.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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