whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Brittney Spears

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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