What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Aodhan Hearty

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Josh kissing a girl

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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