What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Freedom of Speech

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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penis

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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your all shit at jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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The WNBA.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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