- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

An Irishman stays home

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Turtles

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

This joke isnt funny.

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