A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What what In the butt

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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