Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

a horse walks into a barn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

gay marriage.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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