What will happen when a black person die they die

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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the WNBA

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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women's rights

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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