whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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does this look unsure to you?

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i have aids and a chode

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live babies

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DERP

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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