What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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I am black.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Shit.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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