Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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alcoholism kills

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Kate

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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