- Anti Joke

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

justin littleton. nuff said

kennah campion... being nice

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