- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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