Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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No joke.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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The Aristocrats

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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guess what?

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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