Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What what In the butt

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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