- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Penis

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Knock Knock Come in!

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Freedom of Speech

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

jokes r dumb

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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