- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

hi my name is? joe

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Hi poop!

Benevolent villain.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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