- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What's 1+1? 4.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Kate

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Fruitcake

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Mmmm, donuts

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Anti jokes are funny

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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