Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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hi bye

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Thumbs this up

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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