- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

If life hands you lemons Take them

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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