when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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cheese

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What does a man like. food.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Benevolent villain.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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