what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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marble

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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