What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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France never surrender.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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your face.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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