Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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A Jew returns change.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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