Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

nathan palmer has a big head !

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

I won the game.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

penis

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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