Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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knock knock whos there .. derp

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

An Irishman stays home

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A ginger rapping.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Men's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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