A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

A scottish man having fun

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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