- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Penis

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Scott

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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