- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

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