Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What what In the butt

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

your moms so fat she has kankles

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A homeless person dies.

This post contains NOTHING.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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