A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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pubic lice.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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