what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

I love boobs

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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