Child Prostitution.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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fart

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Slavery

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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