How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

That's what he said.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Why....... Because.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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