Women's rights

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Noah is Smart.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Shit.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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