An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why....... Because.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Penis

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Brett Farve

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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