Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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An Irishman stays home

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Punchline.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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