What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Exactly what?

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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gay marriage.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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knock knock come in

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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