A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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A homeless person dies.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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DANA

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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johann grayson being liked

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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beiber i straight

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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