Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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a horse walks into a barn

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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The jets are a good team..

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Dear John,

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Slavery lol

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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