- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Herman Cain

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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